#1

Mariah Carey

She’s having a what! A kid you say? Damn… I’m definitely gonna post something up on the internets after I’m done writing this. I mean have you seen her new curvy figure. Coincidence? I think not!

#2

Justin Bieber

Are you a Belieber? No… Well it doesn’t really matter cause you’re in the minority. That’s democracy. He had his hat stolen recently though so it’s not all plain sailing…

#3

Lady Gaga

If your not a Belieber then you must be a Little Monster… It stands to reason. You better choose your allegiance soon… Me I’m with Gaga, she’s more influential.

#4

Billy Joel

What the! Billy Joel… What’s HE doing here? As unlikely as it seems it’s probably down to this commercial for John Lewis featuring a cover version of Joel’s She’s Always a Women

#5

Demi Lovato

Probably the most surprising thing about this Disney product is her top 3 favourite bands. Abigail Williams, Job for a Cowboy and Maylene and the Sons of Disaster. Take THAT Disney.

#6

Soulja Boy

To be honest if you can’t do the Soulja Boy Crank Dat dance then you can’t be worth knowing… It’s on a par with not knowing about the Stanky Leg dance.

#7

Bullet for My Valentine

What is it with Wales. Lost Prophets, Funeral for a Friend and these guys… Something must be in the water over there because the U.S market has been lapping it up.

#8

Ke$ha

Have you ever brushed your teeth with a bottle of Jack (Daniels I presume?)… Thought not. Check this apperance on Saturday Night Live

#9

Eminem

Angry middle class kids rejoyce your saviour is back! And he’s admitted that his last album was “ehh” Man I’m so out of touch is that bad or good?

#10

Akon

Wait a minute… Akon was No. 10 in our “Friendly” Chart last week. And now he’s No. 10… I smell a conspiracy, or could that just be my Konvict aftershave?

#1

G.U.R.U.

Sadly Guru passed away earlier this week and there has been a flurry of activity on his various social networking sites. One half of the legendary Hip-Hop group Gang Starr, his presence will be sorely missed.

#2

Bon Jovi

Incredible. They’ve been going for over 25 years and there still gaining fans. Whatever they’re doing it’s working.

#3

Drake

Once the darling on the Blogosphere; Drake is limbering up to make the jump from Blog star to Billboard star. He’s on tour with Jay-Z this summer, so that’s a start…

#4

Plan B

The Defamation of Strickland Banks is a concept album by a rapper who does more singer than rapping. Confused? Me too. However it looks likely to be number 1 in the UK Album Chart this Sunday.

#5

Kid Cudi

Perhaps the most successful of the so called “indie rappers” his new album has changed names several times it’s now called Man On The Moon II: The Legend Of Mr. Rager …You what?

#6

Lady Antebellum

Sunny. Happy. Beautiful. If Dawson’s Creek was still running these guys would be a shoe in for the season’s finale song. What ever did happen to the whole Joey, Pacey and Dawson love triangle?

#7

50 Cent

It feels like Fiddy is now part of the “old guard” of rap what with all these Lil’, Young and Kid rappers coming out but with a U.S tour this summer he’s sure to put the youngsters in their place….

#8

Shakira

It has been announced this week that Shakira she’ll be playing at the UK’s largest festival Glastonbury… Interesting. So the She Wolf is going to be playing Worthy Farm…

#9

Britney Spears

Miss Spears. There’s not really much she hasn’t done. Well apart from have a Britney themed episode of Glee… but don’t worry there’s a campaign for that #BritneySpearsGLEE

#10

Akon

Singer-Songwriter, rapper, record producer, businessman, and philanthropist. But he can only make it to Number 10… But he did sign Lady GaGa and write her first hit so we’ll let him off.